How Clean Is Your House? (Channel4, 8:30pm) - birds-poo-everywhere*
Jungle (BBC1, 8pm) - apes-in-trees
The Royal Variety Performance 2003 (ITV, 9pm) - do-not-watch
The Bodyguard (Five, 9pm) - Whitney-was-clean
Body Snatchers (BBC1, 9pm) - parasites-invading-urbody!
Y Tu Mama Tambien (Sky Cinema 1, 10pm) - summer-Mexican-fun
Crooklyn (Sky Movies, 12:35am) - rupaul-spikelee-ghettofabulous**
Japanese Language and People BBC2 the learning zone, 4am) - parts 7 & 8 learn-Japanese-culture
I had to write a bit more about two of them
* hilarious episode with a insane women who has 11 birds who have open cages permanently! The whole house is covered in birds and bird shit! nice!
** one of my fave films ever! It's that big black women in me again :)