19 keys (Five, 7:30pm) - Some sort of new format quiz show involving keys! I wonder if it will become the new international Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? or The Weakest Link
All That Jazz (Sky Cinema, 8pm) - Fosse darling Fosse!
South Park (Sky One, 11:20pm) - A classically hilarious episode "Chickenlover". Someone is going around fucking chickens and the children are told not to call them a "chicken fucker" but "chicken lover"
Make Sure You Miss:-
Rod's Girls (Five, 9pm) - ewwww a show talking to all the blondes that Rod Stewart has ever gone out with, and they discuss what a great lover he is! I feel extremely nauseous already!
V Graham Norton (Channel4, 10pm) - Special guest star Enrique Iglesias! I am boycotting him cos he cut off his mole and can no longer be called "The Mole" or be amusing on stage when the cameras/lighting only shoot from one direction! There is millions of people out there who cannot afford plastic surgery on facial disfigurement!