April 20th, 2004

Daniel Short Hair!

I survived and returned, its like such a recon mission!

I am exhausted after my holiday. It was good and I survived and even survived all my family trying to get in the bathroom in the mornings. My family cannot survive with one bathroom alone! I felt iller towards the end and now feeling dead. I need a holiday at home now :)

I have photos and most postie things to do one day!

I have ADSL going now. It's so fabulously fast! But movies /p0rn/ video/ music is so slow to download. I need faster speeds, faster speeds I tell you!

conversation with ironmanjt....

[02:41] ironmanjt: do you have cicadas in the UK?
[02:41] DANielJ UK: nope just leprachauns
[02:41] ironmanjt: do you know what cicadas are?
[02:42] DANielJ UK: like spanish grass hoopers?
[02:42] DANielJ UK: hoppers
[02:42] DANielJ UK: i think just in europe?
[02:42] ironmanjt: hmmmm not really
[02:43] DANielJ UK: insects?
[02:44] ironmanjt: yeah
[02:44] ironmanjt: they come by the millions
[02:44] ironmanjt: every 17 years
[02:45] ironmanjt: then they have sex, and come back 17 yrs later
[02:45] DANielJ UK: do you have them in dc? i thought they were the same as cricket things
[02:45] DANielJ UK: oh my god i think they get more sex than me argh

the realisation is scary for all!
now I sleep!
  • Current Music
    H2H - feels like heaven
Where Is The Love ?


*** Rusty saved the day yey! ***

Is there any fantastically knowledgeable people out there who are experts in CSS?

A friend made the graphics and the layout for my homepage. He created a css file for it, which I had never used before. Now I know they are wonderful things and its so helpful for each page! I know css basics now, but there is a permanent bug on my homepages and I cannot figure it out and can't find anyone else who can! He tried for hours to work it out.

I can centre / center text and images fine on pages, but I cannot centre tables argh! It's so annoying! Its something to do with the CSS. It makes stuff fuck up, eg example The portal box will not centre, and I cannot work out how to do it! If I write a lot of text in the box, then it centres but I think that is cos the text will centre but not the actually tabling argh. Does anyone know how to do it?

I looked on google and found this suggestion...

margin: 0 auto;

But it's not fixing it :(

Anybody got any ideas? I will worship you forever! as well as Satan, Buddha and Seaman
  • Current Music
    Rupaul - Ms Lady DJ (Diva DJ Amanda Remix)