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I don't have to justify myself to you
shoppingqueen
I should be sleeping but I am baaaad!
azothRusty went to see the Scissor Sister's tonight, the bitch and even got the t-shirt! I just want the bootleg live dvd's and videos lol

birthday candles I am so evil and totally forgot! But Happy Belated Birthday to silverRachel darling! Hope you had a good birthday. ugh I really must text you, we never mwah mwah any more! We are probably both too ill and dead to communicate lol bless

I have so much to do, and never get any of it done :(

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shoppingqueen
"I wish I had a massive afro"

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you can still.... Ask me a Question?

more questions asked.... mostly penis related! I knew that everyone secretly has my way of thinking most of the time :) lol

from a anonymous question asker :P - Doo youu lovee meee?

of course darling you are a gorgeous Scottish diva with ever changing gorgeous layouts! :) I don't give anything away!

kuzanagi_ - Ok, you're in a shed, with your dick clamped tight in a vice. Someone sets fire to the shed. You can either burn to death, or hacksaw your cock off and survive.... Which is it?

I would use my cell/ mobile phone to call the fire brigade to come and save me and then the big tall hunky shirtless oiled firemen would save me and then take me back to the station for a hosing down / orgy! But if I had no phone, then I guess I would hacksaw my cock off. Cos burning to death is really slow and horrific! At least I would still be a live in life preservation terms, albeit disabled afterwards. I think burning, must be like drowning slowly, but with more pain and drowning in the smoke :( What would you do?

bdaniels - Are you cut or uncut? :-)

I am Euro-trash darling! uncut!

snowyb - Do you prefer Easter chicks or Easter bunnies?

But what about kittens with mittens? What a seasonal question. I dunno really. I would have said bunnies, but we went to Kew Gardens last Sunday and they had a kids travelling zoo area! They had baby chicks! I took photos of everything. They even had mini goats (kyra!! Are you still alive Kyra darling? I took photos especially for you!) Anyway they had little fluffy chicks, no more than one week old, and the mother just sat on them! I would say chicks at the moment ;)

from a anonymouse question asker - If you bought some underwear from Ebay, from a well known, super sexy interweb celebrity, what exactly would you do with them?

The clue is in the question ladedaa. Obviously I would never do such a thing. I am a sweet and innocent homosexual, who practices my sexuality, but does not ever look at p0rn or would even think about anal sex, because its sick and disgusting blah blah blah. I think the comma may be the only true part of that sentence ;)

If one was to buy such a thing on ebay, then I would obviously have them in a glass case / shrine to the person! I must wear them on my head on cam sometime. It's what I brought them for! Unfortunately I could not really do that when I got them, cos the anon person had family dying problems and then I did and it seems so inappropriate! btw you have such a small waist you bitch! let's sleep together mwah! I'll buy you absinthe!

fin

Current Music: Janet Jackson - Megamix 2004 (Chris Cox Club Megamix)

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