) - Paul (The Manager) is back from holidaying and has cut all his lions mane / scarecrow style hair off! I think it looks sexier! All the staff have been slagging him off, but unfortunately with a televised reality show, everything is recorded ;) show website 19 keys
) - Some sort of new format quiz show involving keys! I wonder if it will become the new international Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
or The Weakest LinkAll That Jazz
(Sky Cinema, 8pm
) - Fosse darling Fosse!South Park
(Sky One, 11:20pm
) - A classically hilarious episode "Chickenlover". Someone is going around fucking chickens and the children are told not to call them a "chicken fucker
" but "chicken lover
"Make Sure You Miss:-Rod's Girls
) - ewwww a show talking to all the blondes that Rod Stewart has ever gone out with, and they discuss what a great lover he is! I feel extremely nauseous already! V Graham Norton
(Channel4, 10pm) - Special guest star Enrique Iglesias! I am boycotting him cos he cut off his mole and can no longer be called "The Mole
" or be amusing on stage when the cameras/lighting only shoot from one direction! There is millions of people out there who cannot afford plastic surgery on facial disfigurement!