Searching though all the bags, my mum (mom) said:-
"Has anyone seen the cucumber?</font>"
to which I replied....
"I think its missing in action</font>"
then I sorrta realised what I had said and had perverted thoughts, and could not stop laughing for about 30 mins. No one else in the house got it at all! god bless fruit and veg, we all need vitamins and cheap sex implements