I am scared I have Viral Conjunctivitis, its going around the UK like wildfire (the spread of infection, not the voicemail service). My mother had it about a month ago and then my father two weeks ago and it was bad, one of his eyes was closed up and it has white stuff coming out if it! argh. It also has flu symptoms. I feel fluey and everything and one of my eyes is like "sticky" argh, but no discharge!
I don't think I did get pasta food poisoning, I think I have some shit. I need my homeopath immediately! *snap snap*